What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 29.06.2025 01:22

A View to a Kill
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-”She is very sexyful!”
Octopussy
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Goldfinger
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Dr No
The Man with the Golden Gun
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Live and Let Die
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
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Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-”Ah so!”
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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Moonraker
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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-All the bad guys are black.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Diamonds Are Forever
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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
From Russia With Love
Fugiat esse maiores mollitia a numquam nihil ab.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
You Only Live Twice
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